by The best slang October 13, 2020

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

a more rad sentence for asking someone if they want to have sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend then asking them to date him/her
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2 : Umm you want me to have sex with your gf or you want to date?
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2: Fuck off
Random guy 2 : Umm you want me to have sex with your gf or you want to date?
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2: Fuck off
by Pogabear December 26, 2016

by Pink pong May 13, 2020

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

Person 1: This dude trippin’!
Person 2: On me!
Person 1: We should be able to get an Ace.
Person 2: On me!
Person 2: On me!
Person 1: We should be able to get an Ace.
Person 2: On me!
by friendRat February 11, 2022
