bite me

1). Another way of saying "fuck off."
2). a worker drone with father issues says this a lot

Guy: aaawwwwhhhh look at the lil crow *tries to feed it bread crumbs*
darkXwolf17: Bite me.

by 7568ino November 28, 2023

help me

I am trapped inside this urban dictionary screen and can't get out please help me I'm not kidding, send help!

I am stuck inside the screen and I can't get out, help me!

by Mr rizzler 3000 February 15, 2024

Throw rocks at me

Code name for someone helping you get stoned usually for the first time. Usually used by the person who isn’t experienced and more commonly used in a location where you can’t reveal the truth for example school

A really good friend who smokes: *whispers* hey you still wanna get high

You a person who has only been high once: *normal voice* yeah throw rocks at me

by @toxic.maddie May 26, 2019

got me chocked

A person wich a maze another person.

Yesterday I went to the teather and then got me chocked.

by robert rosales February 10, 2017

I am the me

Yes, yes you are

Person 1: I am the me
Person 2: I am the yes

by YeahIamEpic November 18, 2020

Pick me

The best people.

I love her she is a true pick me

by 459395 November 6, 2022

fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"

"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"

by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023