by astrotom September 18, 2022
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
by QuandaleDingleNigger March 08, 2024
by reveluv June 18, 2019
<.7.9.7.6.>Why Would YOu Love SomeOne Or Something THat YOu, As, An Individual Want And Need So Much<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Why Would YOu Love SomeOne Or Something THat YOu, As, An Individual Want And Need So Much<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025
a cult of which sacrifices those amongst them if one were to go against the requirement of sending a hand picture before entrance, resulting in a large explosion caused by combustable lemons. many people have fallen victim, called none other than hostages.
"the lovely roach hands are lowkey terrifying, i heard they've taken people to their basement and none of them have been seen since."
by whereisuno January 31, 2021
this when someone is so hot and on fire that everyone loves him or her. they bless him. throw gifts and money at them. all the girls want to have sex with them. all the kids want his autograph with him. every one wants to do a movie with him and give him good roles, they make sure to compliment every thing about him even flaws. hes a really good guy he did so much for the world. even help all his classmates graduate when they all would of been left behind and flunk and fail forever. even the lower class graduated a year early because of him.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 21, 2022
Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023