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I want to hear more stories about evil clowns

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"
by jagshemash1 March 19, 2009
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I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006

Abeeha feels like Gucci mane in 2006 and has copyrighted this song lyric so that no one but her can use it
"I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006"
"a man has died please calm down"

"I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006"
"your family is worried"

*crying* "she's not the same anymore she just can't stop"
"I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006"
by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020
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Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.
Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*
by HeyItsR13 September 4, 2018
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Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna

Italian espression for conveying a really high state of hunger.
Used in sentences in case of pain, delusion or some other gay shit
Dad:Antonio hai studiato tutto?
Son: si certo
Dad: Antonio nun me cojonà, ho vistuto che hai fatto n'antro account de pornhub. E io pago, Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna.

Dad: Antonio have you studied enough?
Son: yes, of course
Dad: Antonio don't make fun of me, I saw that you made a pornhub gold account, please stop, I don't have so much money to spend. That's not nice.
by ProvaProvata May 28, 2018
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Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

yuck.

Its doesn't mean s*x...
Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

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Tord-
by тord March 29, 2019
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can I come over to see your puppy

When a person asks to see your puppy, it means come over and have sex.
Hey, can I come over to see your puppy, after school?
by interestinggirls1999 April 19, 2018
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There is a set of two people and people say I haven’t seen two pretty best friends. Which means one is pretty and the other is not and it’s always like that with friends.
Girl: *posts a picture or TikTok w/ friend*
People: I haven’t seen two pretty best friends
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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