Cock

A chicken or a dick not a clock

:trolcringe:

Cock joke.

by Henry690 July 6, 2021

Nox's cock

when your dick is so fucking huge you can start to fly with it people named Nox usually identify as attack helicopters because of how huge and fat there cock is its so fucking huge you need to wear huge ass underwear to fit a huge ass cock like that in your pants

person: damn bro your packing
MeL yeah I have Nox's cock

by ThisIsNotNox July 11, 2021

Angus Long cock

A legendary man from cherbourg with a huge anaconda down his pants

Jeez is that a baby arm holding and apple are you just a Angus Long cock?

by Peter.file69 January 13, 2026

Carolina cock carrot

The act of digging up a fresh carrot sticking it up your ass taking it out and making carrot cake with it

Hey Alex did you make that Carolina cock carrot the other day?!

by Kashass67 January 13, 2026

fart-cocking

A penis size and/or shape women particularly like farting on top of— especially during intercourse.

*Highly noted: There must have been crystal meth or Taco Bell involved. Otherwise she’s just extremely horny.

*See also* —Horny

“I ate Taco Bell and farted all night long and began fart-cocking on his cock-head.”
“Hmm..he must’ve had an average sized penis or a fart-cock”

by Rim-turd January 14, 2026