Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
by SUAdmissionsTeam October 21, 2017
A "JoJo Game" in Roblox which is a gigantic bug fest, has trashy combat, constant data issues here on there, etc etc. This game back then was basically a hangout game with horribly insane grind that might be as hellish as grinding the Necrotic Sword of Doom in AQW as a non legend and also garbage balancing with every stand dealing absurd damage. It was also overhyped as fuck when the rewrite was in development.
Hey, have you tried out A Universal Time?
I've seen it since it was an ABD Modded, It's pretty much an insect hive at this point.
Oh alright. I've also went to 1v1 people on the gamemode, dear god it was painful getting stunned for 50 years.
I've seen it since it was an ABD Modded, It's pretty much an insect hive at this point.
Oh alright. I've also went to 1v1 people on the gamemode, dear god it was painful getting stunned for 50 years.
by imp fuck2 May 28, 2022
The Washington University of the North East. But, no tempurpedic mattresses, Jason Derulo concerts, or arches.
Emily: Damn Girl, I heard you got into Harvard University.
Savannah: I know its practically the WashU of the north east.
Emily: Sorry about your mattresses
Savannah: I know its practically the WashU of the north east.
Emily: Sorry about your mattresses
by savannastasia steele October 13, 2020
the sky, the land, the sea, everything everyone has and can see but are normally ignorant and take it for granted
by crease crease February 19, 2017
by ssssdd April 26, 2017
Person 1: "Oh, the university of derby?"
Person 2: " yeah mate paying 9 grand a year to teach myself"
Person 2: " yeah mate paying 9 grand a year to teach myself"
by yoloswaggitinifagit March 25, 2018
An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.
Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"
Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"
"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"
"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"
"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"
by yellowshnow May 16, 2019