twitter speech

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use

"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"

by boatychan February 3, 2019

Twitter

A social media app used frequently by many people posting pictures and videos including arguments, art, memes, etc. Often considered a problematic platform to many people.

“Look what I just posted on Twitter!”
“That’s so cool! I just liked it.”

by Coolperson7765 February 6, 2022

Twitter

"Half way between your twat, and your shitter" the area between the vagina and anus.

I want you to tickle my twitter

by THEtwitterqueen December 29, 2020

Twitter

The slave between your twat and shitter.

Have you seen my Twitter today?

by lickityspits June 8, 2023

Twitter

It is a categorization of social media site best applied to any social media site that largely resembles the user interface of the site X (formerly known as twitter). By this, the social media site must also be restrictive in its posting parameters to the degree or near enough to the degree that X (formerly known as twitter) used to have before its current rebranding and restructuring by the current owner.

"I used all my twitters to shoot out a tweet about the whole thing...y'know Instagram, Facebook, X, Yak...etc"

by WWRRD August 4, 2023

Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015

twitter

pain.

guy one:have u uninstalled twitter yet?
guy two: no i haven't and don't plan to.
guy one:that's fucking cringe dog:(

by beandaddyjuice May 10, 2021