The trashy hack author of proud immortal demon way aka Shang Qinghua. Died eating noodles cus he dropped them onto his computer and got electrocuted. Lord of An Ding Peak (finances) somehow is the only one who knows how to do taxes, projected all his trauma and insecurities into his book ans now has to thug it out because he transmigrated there. Got no bitches because hes a loser, but that's not true cus so many of us want him. The only reason one has hands is to hold the airplane, pet the airplane, cherish the airplane, forfeit all mortal possessions to the airplane.
“Airplane shooting towards the sky you shitty hack author!”
“Omg its Airplane shooting towards the sky! Quick hand over all your mortal possessions he needs it more than you”
“Omg its Airplane shooting towards the sky! Quick hand over all your mortal possessions he needs it more than you”
by Sad_Hamster January 22, 2025

The act of straddling one's legs over the tops of a toilet stall's side walls and dropping your payload into the bowl from your lofty perch.
by Brown Ace July 30, 2012

by Nah cuz March 14, 2024

A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.
People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.
by ahpeeyem March 30, 2021

Ooooh - a holy fuck; to fuck while flying; to accidently observe your opponent's dominoes, mother fucker.
by Gemilie August 18, 2006

Something that occurs easily for you but you paradoxically don't know how to attain this occurrence — you just don't exert the effort that make this occurrence happen.
A friend of mine experience the revocation of screen time limits imposed by parents that simply falls from the sky — she can't teach me how to exert the effort that I akcually require to experience this occurrence.
by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025
