Mouse tears

n. lube

Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.

by Mousetearz December 4, 2018

flush the mouse

screwing something up, originated on The Tony Kornheiser Show podcast by ESPN luminary Tony Kornheiser.

Boy Jim, your report was terrible. Next time you better not flush the mouse or we may have to let you go.

by mennosimons March 21, 2024

Mouse slippage

The reckless or inadvertant use of a computer mouse, often resulting in a digital error.

Often used as a last ditch attempt to externalise blame for a Reverse Earl

I swear I didn't get a Reverse Earl in the Parliamentary NRL Tipping Comp, it was mouse slippage.

by Uncy Bizz May 4, 2025

Mouse pregnancy

The act of going onto a cbuck E cheese and becoming pregnant

Honey i Got a mouse pregnancy Today because i went to chuck e cheese .

by Comic shane May 31, 2018

Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.

Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”

by Azulay December 13, 2023

Sleep Mouseing

Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.

I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.

by bori5003 April 11, 2014

Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.

1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund

by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018