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Keep it wrinkled

Trying not to have a boner, not making your penis skin tight with an erection
Guy 1: Going in a date tonight
Guy 2: Keep it wrinkled!
by Wrinklemaster234 April 17, 2018
mugGet the Keep it wrinkledmug.
And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.
Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
mugGet the Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslavedmug.
For some odd reason I cannot bring my mind to do Mathematics. I’m an INTJ and my mind keeps blowing out those two functions. It’s involuntarily/subconsciously trying to block out the information that I am learning. Very frustrating.

Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?
My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition
by Death Menace April 10, 2022
mugGet the My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuitionmug.

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.
Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2025
mugGet the I'm not letting you keep the money you made off memug.

keeping the rent low

In real life, it's unsavory, dangerous, or disgusting actions done in urban rental property - be intentional or unintentional - to deter new tenants and force the landlord from increasing the rent (as no one would normally pay high rent for an unsafe or unkept property, and the existing tenants stay because of the lower price).

Online, it's a community's acts of exaggerated unpopular behavior as a way to gatekeep by attempting piss off and deter unwanted members and behaviors on purpose. Said behavior may not necessarily be how the community actually behaves.
Guy 1: Landlord's about to increase the rent

Guy 2: *plays porn on max volume* *discharges a pistol in the air* *pisses on the floor outside*

Guy 2: There, I'm keeping the rent low

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User: Hey Admin, the server's starting to get more Anti Shippers
Admin: Get me pics of incest ships, I'll plaster it in the announcements channel to keep the rent low
by TehAwesomestKitteh October 29, 2023
mugGet the keeping the rent lowmug.

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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