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"Imagine listening to English."
by soara March 8, 2021
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read it in english

What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".
Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework
by concept not format November 30, 2019
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English Dessert

When a gay man pulls out from anal sex, and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Ass to mouth ejaculation.
Gary made Bill an English dessert last night.
by AJBrock September 10, 2020
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ENGLISHED

WHEN SOEMOME IS HAVJNF A STROK AND DOSSNF KNOW HOW TO SPELL ENHLISH VUT SPELLS IT ENGLISHED
person 1: im so good at englished
person 2: what the fuck
by little homo May 9, 2022
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english circus

The only circus in the world where inserting your whole fist into the performers back hole is acceptable (excluding the giant man due to the risk of losing said hand inside the back hole).
Julian went to the English circus and lost his hand in the giant mans back hole.
by igzeeb September 7, 2016
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The English Academy

The funniest british school in kuwait. Best teacher’s hands down. Students might be a bit retarded but they’re some funny ass people.

International teachers wanting to teach abroad: come to TEA it’s a good laugh honestly. Quality content 10/10

(Year 7 students are midgets and year 8s are akbar 9aidat)
Year 9 is the worst yeargroup this school year
Year 10 no comment
Year 11: chillest and funniest group of students. Will truly be missed
Oh shit you go to a british school, is it the English academy? Maskeen 9aida tagzer 3alayk yala yala bye
by TEA19 October 8, 2019
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