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Laundry and Cookies

To go into a private discord channel and make sweet and loving phone sex.
I heard Cole was doing Laundry and Cookies with Sage in the channel.
by Takencrown February 8, 2018
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milky cookie

1. an oreo submerged in milk

2. an overly excited va-jay-jay
1. Murphy, stop poking your milky cookie! It'll fall apart and your fingers will get cold!

2. Aaron! Stop poking Murphy's milky cookie! It makes her too happy and your fingers will get pruny!
by J-Boo & Se7en February 11, 2008
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Corporate Cookie

A term used to describe an individual working in the private sector who continues to boast about the greatness of their employer.
1. Gosh, he is such a Corporate Cookie. He always talks about how great the programs are at (insert company name here).

2. Oh man, she knew all about (insert social network) and all the qualifications needed to join the '(insert social network) of professionals.'
by CC_GG January 5, 2011
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About that cookie

A phrase to change the subject or start a conversation.

Like breaking the silence or saving a conversation.
Example 1:
*silence*

Guy: About that cookie

Girl: What cookie?

Guy: Oh nothing...

Example 2:
Girl: So about your mom

Guy: About that cookie

Girl: Oh i like choco chip :3
by that cookie guy August 10, 2009
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lil cookie

Infamous for his lyrical masterpieces under the EP "Runaway" on Soundcloud, lil cookie is a musical genius. His hit 'Kevin Durant' made Billboard's top 50 list for upcoming new hits, surpassing artists such as Harry Style and Mia Khalifa. He is inspired by his many rejections in the 16 years of his life. Despite that, lil cookie is known for being a very persistent womanizer.
"Yall heard Kevin Durant by lil cookie? This that new heat!"

"Hey Amina! Have you heard lil cookie's new song Tidal Wave? It was inspired by you!"
by brixtonbullies October 10, 2021
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cookie bombing

baking something sweet and delicious at another person's house, then after eating your fill, leaving all of the remainder. Meaning you then do not have a tummy ache from eating too many sweets and they, inevitably, do.
" Oh wow, I came home today and this girl I've been seeing baked an entire plate of cookies, then just left. They were delicious, but now my stomach hurts something fierce. I didn't realize she was cookie bombing me!"
by quipish December 16, 2011
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Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
by knight_sliver August 10, 2014
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