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were not dating

Susan were not dating just stop asking me to do stuff with you
Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'
by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020
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Date rape

Did he date rape me on my date?
by 459395 February 26, 2022
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Date Munchies

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
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grease date

Grease Date - when two (or more) consenting parties lather each other up with baby oil then have vigorous intercourse.
Jason and I had an amazing grease date last night...my pussy is still sore!
by Kitty_Leroux September 11, 2016
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Tricycle Date

When two of your good friends are now dating, but the three of you still hang out together as normal.
1.
sally: "what're you doing tonight?"
jane: "i'm hanging out with tom and suzy."
sally: "sounds like a tricycle date. have fun!"

2.
jane didn't want to join tom and suzy for another round of hangouts this friday because she felt it would become too awkward if they went on too many tricycle dates.
by ameeks_yo February 19, 2009
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unofficially dating

when ur bf is a cunt and doesn’t love u enough
craig :we could date but we want it on the down low

joe: unofficially dating ??
craig: YASSS
by yaaaaaaa....bitch December 9, 2017
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Date Balls

They are nicer, fancier, and classier balls that come out when you're on a special date. Most girls know whether or not you've got your date balls hanging down there or if you're still just packing normal boring balls. Girls will generally bring it up once they know they've come out too.
Kate immediately grabbed Drew's hand and pulled him back to her bedroom from the TV once she noticed that his date balls had come out.
by thehomie69 September 5, 2013
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