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super straight

A feminine gay man who crossdresses and strongly supports the transgender community. Often come with a BDSM kink.
Person 1: I’m super straight

Person 2: Me too
*they start aggressively making out*
by AStupidDeer October 17, 2022
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Straight Greasing

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing
by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015
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Straight Chillers

An epic or cool person, place, moment or thing.
bro, your new album cover is straight chillers
by Roadman Alex October 7, 2023
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Super Straight

A person born male or female likes a person who is born male or female. its for trans-phobic straights
Good dude: heyy whats your sexuality?
Unnamed: Super straight
Good dude: oh...
by anonymous March 23, 2021
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Straight Mystery

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
by Swagstar69 May 12, 2011
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Straight Josh

Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?
by Duckfood May 1, 2019
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Straight Marcus

When Marcus defies the laws of physics and stops being gay
Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus
by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 4, 2018
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