redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...
by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015
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redneck sausage

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage
by TrumpStump December 16, 2016
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redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.
She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?
by Leo253 December 13, 2017
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Redneck paintjob

When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.
"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"

"Yeehaw!"
by Lithostoic November 27, 2015
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Goofy Ass Redneck

A Goofy Ass Redneck is a Goofy Redneck
“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”
by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021
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Redneck Racecar

Dodge Neon, driven by a redneck who thinks it is a NASCAR. Probably derived from the myth that the cars in their favorite sport are "stock".
Did you see that guy cut me off in his redneck racecar? Too bad it's just a Dodge Neon with a loud tailpipe and racing stickers.
by mathmonkey February 16, 2009
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Rich redneck

(This is more of a side note for other definitions)

Many "rich rednecks" CAN be either redneck with a massive amount of money. Others including myself are outwardly classy with a slight hint of the redneckness sprinkled in while in private or in the right company act like well dressed rednecks.
by a_beer September 09, 2020
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