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Redneck Yodel

The sound a country boy makes when he vomits.
We caught Sean redneck yodeling off the deck after one too many PBR Extras's.
by Redneck7104 July 22, 2022
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Redneckedness

The level at which one would be considered a redneck/how much one acts like a redneck at any given time.
Bubba, I got my redneckedness all the way up to eleven tonight.
by idrownedmyfish7 December 7, 2013
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redneck

a dumb racist of european descent in the southern or rural USA.
"Is that a man of color in my wife? call up the southern baptist church, and bring your AR 15s, we're about to go redneck on this sand nigger. "
by Prince_Ali_Enemy_Of_SBC June 11, 2024
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Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
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Goofy Ass Redneck

“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”
by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021
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Redneck

You are a redneck if you weigh more than your refrigerator
Redneck:I weigh more than my fridge
by Hfhrhehhehehrhrh October 15, 2021
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Redneck bunny

A snow bunny wit racist tendencies or background who still mess with black guys
“I know her Dad don’t like niggas but I still hit it I can’t help it I love me a redneck bunny”
by Huge Papa T1 January 9, 2024
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