redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...

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redneck sausage

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

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Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017

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When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.

"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"

"Yeehaw!"

by Lithostoic November 27, 2015

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“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”

by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021

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A song that fits White-Americans, a.ka. Rednecks. One example is Cotton Eye Joe. The most recognized redneck song since 1995.

Redneck 1: Hey, Joe, ever heard of that one song?
Redneck 2: Sure, of course I have, Jim! Don't know why they call it the redneck song.

by iranoutofideas724 September 10, 2023

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Pulling up to a gas station with a kiddie pool and filling it with gas. Then, you sit inside of it, and you all light cigarettes and smoke.

I got some darts and mom's credit card, wanna play redneck roulette?

by sh4rkb41t January 15, 2021

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