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Redneck Ingenuity

Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems
Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine

Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there
by CSD02 November 27, 2021
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redneck nachos

Doritos with Kraft slices, heated in a microwave. Truckstop Mexican food for when you're deep in the woods and there's no true Mexican food for hundreds of miles around.
Alejandro craved Mexican food after his fourth blunt but there was nothing available, so he prepared redneck nachos with leftovers. Adapt, improvise, overcome!
by brunito February 9, 2020
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Redneck Crazy

When anyone has disrespected you in ANY kind of way, whether you caught your girlfriend cheating or some random chick has made a rude comment to you in a bar full of people. It usually with something getting broken and someone, besides the "crazy" person, bleeding from the ass whippin' they got.

An alternate meaning would be when a wild redneck gets drunk and attempts to do something outrageously stupid(because we have better sense when we're sober) that hardly ever ends well and is usually right after the person says "Hold my beer and watch this!"
Stacey got redneck crazy on that girl that came in here trying to act stupid! I bet she'll know next time!

Hank had to go to the hospital last night because he got redneck crazy and tried to use the power line as a zip line.
by IM28up4U! December 9, 2024
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husky redneck

A fat country folk that likely has a beard and sunburn. Probably believes strongly in the second amendment and dips. Very comfortable in humid Temperatures, but definitely sweats a lot. SEC football fan.
I just bought this gas station pizza from a husky redneck.
by Bro9988877666 September 23, 2022
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redneck song

A song that fits White-Americans, a.ka. Rednecks. One example is Cotton Eye Joe. The most recognized redneck song since 1995.
Redneck 1: Hey, Joe, ever heard of that one song?
Redneck 2: Sure, of course I have, Jim! Don't know why they call it the redneck song.
by iranoutofideas724 September 9, 2023
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redneck farmer

Typically when referred to Redneck farmer you're either talking about Acid One fuckin autist or the USA Citizen
''Wolf In Sheeps Skin is a redneck farmer''
by High IQ person November 13, 2017
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Redneck Crazy

When anyone has disrespected you in ANY kind of way, whether you caught your girlfriend cheating or some random chick has made a rude comment to you in a bar full of people. It usually with something getting broken and someone, besides the "crazy" person, bleeding from the ass whippin' they got.

An alternate meaning would be when a wild redneck gets drunk and attempts to do something outrageously stupid(because we have better sense when we're sober) that hardly ever ends well and is usually right after the person says "Hold my beer and watch this!"
Stacey got redneck crazy on that girl that came in here trying to act stupid! I bet she'll know next time!

Hank had to go to the hospital last night because he got redneck crazy and tried to use the power line as a zip line.
by IM28up4U! December 9, 2024
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