Rachel Burley

A rare human who drinks coffee like it’s a personality trait, laughs at her own mistakes, makes you feel like the main character of your own life, and somehow makes even the worst days feel like a story worth telling.

Ugh, I was having the worst day… then Rachel Burley texted. Instantly better.

by Liora Ashen October 14, 2025

Rachel

The most unemployed person alive. She's super scared of job applications and only plays Minecraft or rocket league.

"Rachel when is the last time you showered?"
"Like fifty years ago"
"That's what I expected"

by Professor Thawne December 18, 2025

National Rachel Day

Rachel’s Birthday is June 3rd and she’s the love of my life <3

National Rachel Day is June 3rd

by AntlovesRachel June 30, 2021