Jawless Puppy

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Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023
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fluffy puppy

fluffy puppy is a lady killer
massive cock 9-14 inch's minimum

great lover and is always a gentleman
OMFG MY BF NAIT FLUFFY PUPPY BENSON HAS A MASSIVE AND MAGICAL COCK HE IS THE GREATEST LOVER

if you date a Nait Benson your lucky asf
by BIG TUCH March 03, 2021
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spoopy puppy

spoopy puppy = retard
by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020
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spoopy puppy

spoopy puppy = retard
by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020
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golden hush puppy

A weapon in Arsenal, a fast-paced first person shooter developed using the Roblox game engine. Deals 25 damage on body shot and one-taps on headshot. Only seen on Arsenal's "Insane Mode", which provides the player with 32 hard-to-use weapons and a golden knife that allows you to double jump. To win, you must get 32 kills with the hard-to-use weapons and golden knife. Among those weapons are the golden hush puppy.
by raphael_1254 November 21, 2021
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comfort puppy

When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.
Oh Patrick, you Comfort Puppy you! We know you're jealous.
by JonasTHEPickHELL July 14, 2017
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Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.
I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy
by donniecakes October 15, 2010
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