Poo-traction’s

When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby
My stomach is cramping so bad. I’m having poo-traction’s and I’ve gotta find a bathroom fast!
by FunkyValleyMom December 27, 2018
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The Terrible Poos

Similar to the "Terrible Twos" a specific period of time when raising a child that every parent hates. It occurs when their child is big enough to have adult sized shits that stink to high hell, but when they are still too young and too uncoordinated enough so the parents still need to wipe their ass.
Holy shit, Little George just took a huge dump. So I had to go in there to wipe his ass.

I can't wait until his arms are long enough and the Terrible Poos phase is over!
by GoCtotheB January 27, 2017
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poo pal

Your bond is made with poo.
Mike and Paul became poo pals, bonded for life, when Paul pooed on the train track and they watched a train run over and squish it.
by Adrenaline_x March 02, 2021
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Poo-splash

The Scattering of water and feces particles caused by defecating in a lavatory.
Watch out for that public poo-splash, you will catch some of them herpies.
by Wobbe January 20, 2009
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poo pips

Another name for dangleberries. When pieces o'shite get caught in your butt hair. Also, another name for this person can be pippin.
adam: "your mum has dirty poo pips...pippin!!"
by Mr Snipzy May 14, 2008
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stinky poo

u have a free pass to poop on your neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))
Hey I gonna poo on you
Why?
Its stinky poo day
by Angelinja poo November 01, 2019
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insta-poo

Time for an insta-poo break.
by hrtblk March 30, 2016
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