A Morning After Tee Shirt is when you where the tee shirt of the last person you had sexual intercourse with the next day to work or school.
Girl 1: Ew. Why are you wearing that ugly boys shirt?
Girl 2: No. It's my Morning After Tee Shirt from Dan.
Girl 1: Oh. Makes more sense now.
Girl 2: No. It's my Morning After Tee Shirt from Dan.
Girl 1: Oh. Makes more sense now.
by Icey0123 March 16, 2010
Get the Morning After Tee Shirtmug. The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3
by LargeQuantityOfGay May 22, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. to perform oral sex on your lover while they are sleeping.... they will wake up happy!!!!! (this may be difficult to do if he/she is a heavy sleeper)
by KatNat March 17, 2009
Get the happy morning wake upmug. by cassida December 15, 2008
Get the Good morning mother fuckermug. by mizzspaghetti November 13, 2020
Get the stinky morning boom boommug. shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.
by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021
Get the Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morningmug. A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.
“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
by Benis_Man69 May 22, 2018
Get the Good morning and God blessmug.