first few minutes

When you first meet a new woman

Within the first few minutes she wanted my cock in her mouth, she was hungry...

by Cheese N Cecil February 12, 2025

2 minutes to midnight

Underrated Iron Maiden song

2 minutes to midnight

The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

One minute Relationship

A name for a relationship that only lasts a short amount of time (usually a week or under)

Person 1: They just broke up
Person 2: Yeah it was a One Minute Relationship

by smartperson May 28, 2021

two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats

two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind

by kaka bin September 10, 2020

Business Minutes

Like when someone tells you on a Friday "this will take 3 business days", it's not gonna happen til Wednesday bc of the weekend. Business Minutes is the same, if you tell someone you're going to take 10 business minutes, it means you're going to take 10 at the minimum but probably more

Boy: Yo hold up I gotta take a poop
Girl: (sigh) OK, how long??
Boy: mm probably 5 business minutes

by yeshuamysaviour August 2, 2024

Yankee Minute

Something you haven’t done In 3 years or more

Wow, I haven’t had a cookout corn dog in a yankee minute

by Susie creamcheese July 16, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025