Woo Woo machine

Machine that goes 'woo woo' when it moves

You want me to drive the woo woo machine online?

by Shubbir October 9, 2023

vending machine name

Vending Machine Name is when somebody puts the first letter of their name and number behind it

🗣️:“hey gabby what’s your vending machine name”?

👤: my vending machine name is g5

by a3dadonnn_ October 19, 2023

pretty hate machine

my wife

i love my wife pretty hate machine by nine inch nails

by HATMA989 January 2, 2023

Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.

My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"

by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018

Time machine sex

Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now

Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now

by G dogo April 3, 2022

Machine Gun Shelly

A great boxer with so many skills who works very hard and tries her best to please everyone around her.

Machine Gun Shelly is my favorite boxer!

by Black doggy February 25, 2021

Dick pic machine

A synonym for cell phone.

Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie

by Aitaix March 11, 2021