Machine Gun Huffing

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.

“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”

by DumbleFumble October 20, 2020

Machine Girl Fan

A machine girl fan is a delirious fool that needs noisy hogwash to blare out their unmedicated ADHD

"My friend has been listening exclusively to white noise recently."
"Oh, they'd make a textbook Machine Girl Fan!"

by Unyielding_Codger1959 July 15, 2023

The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.

Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross

by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020

Mexican Washing Machine

When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman

Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?

by GingerToothbrush February 28, 2015

Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!

I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer

by Jimmy Rox May 14, 2015

pretty hate machine

my wife

i love my wife pretty hate machine by nine inch nails

by HATMA989 January 02, 2023

machine gun kelly

an artist that get carried by a artist named Glaive also known as stopsitstopsit.

machine gun kelly really got carried by a 17 year old named ash

by etahjntnetahjtahj June 16, 2022