global news

Global News is a Canadian news network which sometimes doesn't get facts wrong.
Dan: "Hey, did you hear that Global News published an article on using glory holes for safer sex during COVID-19?"

Steve: "No way! That's the eighth most ridiculous thing I've heard this year!"
by Shteeeeeve July 22, 2020
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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new school

this is old school but this is new school
by oi hello there January 29, 2021
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deja news

the strange feeling that one has witnessed or heard this news previously be it due to archives, monotony, or actual deja vu.
I can't watch tv...I'm so stifled by the deja news.
by Corey Bowles November 06, 2007
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New Mexiclaire

A New Mexican éclair, a tortilla fried in butter with cinnamon and sugar sprinkled on top. Then you roll the tortilla up and cut it, making tiny cinnamon rolls. Makes a fun snack and great for parties.
It's a similar process as making cinnamon rolls except with a tortilla.Yum, this New Mexiclaire is better than sex in my mouth!!
by arianatweezerfingers September 08, 2013
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