bean john

An idiot or a silly person the other definition is not true

Wow that kid is being a bean John

by Cool guy tobey January 22, 2018

Fatty Bean

Another term for the elusive "lady boner". When a girls "bean" gets "fat" when she sees someone or something that she finds "stimulating".

Hey Shazza I just saw Kev down at the pub! God he gives me a wicked "Fatty Bean".

by Russdawg December 21, 2011

smol bean

the smol bean community is the type of people you find on roblox that say this type of stuff “Uwu, ;-; owo sowwy baka :V i wuv you and use this 🥺” that’s the type of people you don’t wanna even talk to look at or they will start saying those words to u which is bad we don’t like smol beans. smol beans are roblox pick me’s don’t fuck with them i’m telling u don’t even look at them. if you make them mad they will start calling you “biss” which means bitch or they will say “pwease leave🥺” which is also bad asf never fuck with them please and if u are one of them gtfo change for the better. literally no one likes u except ur own breed.

nobody:
my friends and i: oh don’t tell me that’s a smol bean coming towards us please please.

smol bean: ;-; am i short ;-; i think i’m vewy vewy short just like a little smol bean :3 i’m so small xd

by fanii March 17, 2021

Lazy Bean

noun \ˈlā-zē ˈbēn\

:another word for lesbian.

:a women that is attracted to the same sex.

:carpet muncher

:It is politically correct.

"Damn, she is really sexy. I'm gonna ask her out"-bro

"Dude, you can't. She is definitely a lazy bean. I saw her hook up with Rosie last week."-bro 2

"Shit"-bro

by Dad D Rock November 20, 2013

mr. bean

someone who looks like or acts like Rowan Atkinson is a comical sort of way, this person is usually cool and is fun to be around

that seth is so cool, its like he is a mr. bean

by ShittyLiddy November 10, 2009

bean dip

The act of flicking a fat kid's boob to where it jiggles, in a manner as if you were dipping a chip into bean dip.

This is usually done at places where kids gather to play Magic: The Gathering or have LAN parties.

Let's give that fattie a bean dip he'll never forget!

by Ikayama April 03, 2004

Get Beaned

A common phrased yelled at one another when throwing beans at each other on Bean Day (November 28th)

*Runs through the darkness* "GET BEANED" *Throws beans at person*

by Gunsman73 November 29, 2017