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Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"

"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
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Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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Mountain hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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Mexican hook

The act of inserting two fingers like a hook in one's anus and pulling as hard as you can to inflict an immense amount of pain and discomfort.
He is known to give out some nasty Mexican hooks.
by Jan Boterkoek March 12, 2025
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HOOK UP

To be involved to the extent that you do the emotional heavy lifting, be exclusive, be romantic, go the whole nine-yards, because its 2025.
Hey, I am a tired millennial. All that I desire from life is a stable hook up.
by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025
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Hook-em Head

Chicks definition... It's the first time you suck a guy's dick when you want to make sure that he is not going anywhere.

Guy definition... The first blow job you get from a chick that you tell your friends about, but don't even realize she just made sure you wasn't going anywhere.
"Yea girl, that dude mine..i gave him that hook-em head, he ain't going nowhere"

Yoooooo.... This girl just took my soul... She got me hooked....

Damn bro, she got you sprung like that? She got you w the hook-em.head, didn't she?
by Molly Lamer July 18, 2025
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sandy hook

during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend
yo dawg i just gave my girl the sandy hook.
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