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hang-hard

The semi-erect state of a mans penis in response to initial feelings of arousal. It describes the hanging, yet hard penis as opposed to erect, upward state of an aroused penis.
Woman: My fella, I feel a nice hang-hard action going on there in your pants! Got me wet with my nips all hard now!!

Man: Yeah babe you got me hyped up with that sexy little fit you're wearing and you keep grindin my little man so he's hangin-hard for you boo!!
by BoloQ00 April 13, 2016
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hard christians

Basic Chad: Hey man, you listen to that new Travis Scott song, named Sicko Mode?
Damn Daniel: The fuck kinda whack ass shit is that? That's some real Chad ass stuff right there. I only listen to real rappers and groups like Hard Christians.
by Largesauce.com November 21, 2018
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hard booty

Its like a hard pp but the ass is the hard one.
P1: "i got a hard booty"
P2: "i see"
by thiccthighs420 May 19, 2020
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Hard hearted

Unmoved by pity or acts of kindness
by RedDreams February 12, 2020
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The hard ten

Tom Selleck's moustache. When someone has a fantastic and full moustache.
-that guy looks a bit like a 70's pornstar, but he had the hard ten!

-I would like to have a moustache ride with the hard ten on that boy!
by Thehardten August 10, 2015
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hard shinzo

(n)

1. Any object that is abnormally hardcore or simply majestic in every way imaginable.
2. Any person that can be described with the aforementioned adjectives.
3. A tag that defines many of the maps in Halo Reach. This does not coincide with the first meaning however; this is a tag that simply means that the map exists and is played by many people.

(adj)

1. A word to describe the hardest of hardcore things.

{note: using the superlative forms of hard, i.e. harder, hardest, one can amplify the amount of hard shinzo used to modify the word they so choose}
1. Mark: "By golly, this pizza that I am placing into my face is very god-tier."
Bob: "Incorrect, my good friend. I am afraid that the pizza that we are now both placing into our faces is not god-tier, but hard shinzo."
Mark: "The hardest."

2. n00b: "lolololol chuck norris is sooooo ritechuss."
Guy with Sense: "I whole-heartedly disagree. Although Chuck Norris seems to be 'righteous', it is in fact a clever ruse. Everyone knows that Andrew Jackson, seventh president of the United States, is more hard shinzo than Chuck Norris ever could be." (note the usage as an adjective in this example)

3. Clever XBOX Live Vagrant: "It appears that this map is very widely downloaded. I will simply put this tag here and hope that everybody laughs at my cleverly placed joke. laugh."
by CountGlenn March 17, 2011
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cuphead-hard

When something is so hard it can't be described in words.

This is a reference to the 2018 video game Cuphead which is one of the hardest games I have ever played in my life. Fuck that dragon.
Gamer: Dude I can't beat this game it's so fucking hard!
Some guy: How hard?
Gamer: Cuphead-hard.
by Renewings January 13, 2022
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