Haggis Fanny

Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.

Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.

by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021

fanny apple

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning your sanity

Person 1: hey fanny apple!
person 2: banana anus isn’t it 2am?
person 1: yep but i’m not tired

by cupcaitt December 17, 2019

Fanny Slap

A fanny slap is a slap that sounds like when you slap a fanny, it usually associates with a ruler and slapping it on the table anything that makes that tingling sound is known as a fanny slap. Could even be a spatular.

Person 1 & 2 are in the maths room

*Person 1 slaps his ruler across the table*

Person 2: Did you hear that?

Person 1: Yer it sounded like a fanny slap!

by LouiiHoare July 6, 2011

FANNY

a vagina.

do u wanna see my fanny
- billy. elliot

by yopeepeesmall7401 March 17, 2022

Fanny Fez

A person who has their head up their fanny. Fanny Fez.

"Stop acting like a fanny fez, Ass hat"

by noothernameleft May 29, 2018

fanny sock

A sock for your fanny to keep it warm and clean

Margaret where's your fanny sock I can smell your fanny from here and it must be cold

by Condoment February 23, 2017

Fanny Baws

A soft, camp pussy whipped who is drunk on to lager shandies, normally named Robert Greenhalgh.

Hey Robert Greenhalgh, you wee Fanny Baws, your Mrs wears the troosers .

by Beoman79 July 23, 2022