When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.
I was sitting behind her in class and thought she was paying attention. But then I walked by and saw that she was just chicken sleeping.
by LIFOtheparty April 13, 2017
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The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
by Eldon Stump July 4, 2006
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According to Paul Fussel's book "Wartime," "Chickenshit refers to behavior that makes military life worse than it need be: petty harassment of the weak by the strong; open scrimmage for power and authority and prestige; sadism thinly disguised as necessary discipline; a constant 'paying off of old scores'; and insistence on the letter rather than the spirit of ordinances. Chickenshit is so called--instead of horse- or bull- or elephant shit--because it is small-minded and ignoble and takes the trivial seriously."
This definition is cited by at least two books by Steven E. Ambrose, "Citizen Soldiers" and "Band of Brothers."
This definition is cited by at least two books by Steven E. Ambrose, "Citizen Soldiers" and "Band of Brothers."
Soldier 1: I got fined $25 this morning!
Soldier 2: What for?
Soldier 1: Some rear-echelon type saw me and said that I wasn't maintaing a professional appearance. I can't help it that we've been living in foxholes for the last week and because of the snipers, I can't shave.
Soldier 2: That's chickenshit.
Soldier 2: What for?
Soldier 1: Some rear-echelon type saw me and said that I wasn't maintaing a professional appearance. I can't help it that we've been living in foxholes for the last week and because of the snipers, I can't shave.
Soldier 2: That's chickenshit.
by CW_5000 July 22, 2009
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Ernie: "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Nick Gregory: "Well, I guess that's me!"
Ernie: "Keep fucking that chicken."
The first line is a parody of a commercial for Perdue chicken from the 1970's, in which Frank Perdue uttered the tag line, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken." "Keep fucking that chicken" was the punchline of a joke of the same time about how Perdue did it.
Ernie: "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Nick Gregory: "Well, I guess that's me!"
Ernie: "Keep fucking that chicken."
The first line is a parody of a commercial for Perdue chicken from the 1970's, in which Frank Perdue uttered the tag line, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken." "Keep fucking that chicken" was the punchline of a joke of the same time about how Perdue did it.
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Get the Chicano, Chicana mug.the act of going from penetrating the ass to penetrating the vagina and back to the ass and again in the vagina and so on
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