canon

A super cute cool and nice guy and he's funny girls love him and he's in intelligent and can be a savage sometimes but mostly sweet

WoW is that canon cause he's a guy I dream of

by Mysterical person January 8, 2017

Baby Cannon

A Mormon girl who gets married solely for the purpose of having sex and thus leading to her shooting babies out of her vagina similar to a rapid-fire cannon.

Dude 1: "Dude, Jamie is getting married in like a month"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, she is gonna be a baby cannon in no time!"

by The Hungry Hungry Hippoes March 5, 2009

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

hand cannon

the male reproductive organ that shoots out semen at orgasm (similar to a cannon) and can be "fired" using one's hand.

i couldn't get any pussy so i fired off my hand cannon during a great porno.

by jason haha woot September 19, 2008

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

n00b cannon

The Auto- Shotty, The 12 Gauge, The n00b cannon. Very Powerful, very unaccurate gun in CS (Counter Strike). I Only Use It On fy_Iceworld.

He pumped my back with the n00b cannon

by Graham October 20, 2003

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016