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Blow Dried

The act of shooting someone with enough bullets to fully exsanguinate them.
Did you hear about Tommy Two-Time? Those punks drove up to him at Wal-Mart and blow dried him. They used like three clips each and there wasn't any blood left in his body.
by lukta October 27, 2011
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THE BLOW FISH

THE BLOW FISH. IT STARTS WITH TWO WILLING ADULTS. ONE BENT OVER AND THE OTHER PLACING THEIR MOUTH TIGHTLY ON THE OTHERS BUTTHOLE. THE OTHER WOULD THEN FART VIGOROUSLY INFLATING THE PARTICIPANTS FACE CHEEKS TO CREATE THE DESIRED LOOK OF A GIANT BLOW FISH.
JENNYS MAN GAVE HER SUCH A DELIGHT. HE GIFTED HER THE BLOW FISH, HER MOST BELOVED OCEAN FISH IN THE WORLD. THANKS DARLING.
by Briney January 19, 2023
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Mind blowing

Ronnie McNutt was a mind blowing guy
by drshallow69 August 10, 2023
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dead blow

The act of receiving a blow job from a corpse.
“Tonight me and the guys are going to the cemetery, digging up some bodies, and getting some dead blows.”
by ImNotAnAthlete January 23, 2020
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Blow dry

Blow dry When a Female gives a male a Blowjob until the point he can't secrete any more semen
Him: I was getting a blowie yesterday and it was awesome. Friend: Did she blow dry you? - cause man that's the best feeling ever.
by VirginityAnonymity May 4, 2020
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Blow Up

The opposite of a glow-up, a really hideous or ugly transformation from someone who used to be attractive.
“Yoooo Darrien, have you seen what happened to Andres?”
Yeah bro! Goddamn! he got acne all over his face and gained like 20 pounds!”

“Bro I’m telling you he fr had a blow up”
by a4applesauce September 12, 2020
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puff and blow

To puff a cigarette or blunt while sucking someone's penis.
Wanna give me the ol' puff and blow?
Sure! Got a light!?
by DeMarie Torres September 30, 2020
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