Person 1-“hey guys i got a new dog im so happy” Person 2-“Why is it so ugly” Person 3-“Come on dude, don’t burn the birthday boy”
by useful duck June 11, 2025

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

by Tdanella June 21, 2025

by eclisped April 27, 2023

by imverydaddy December 8, 2016

A day where two (or more) epic gamers share a birthday on the same day
did you know that an example of a radical gamer birthday is Chiaki and Chihiro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
march 14th, today😲
did you know that an example of a radical gamer birthday is Chiaki and Chihiro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
march 14th, today😲
Chihiro: ayo bro did u see what day it is
Chiaki: ya bro!!!!!
Both: its a radical gamer birthday day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chiaki: ya bro!!!!!
Both: its a radical gamer birthday day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
by kelsmoldybasketball March 14, 2022
