Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole
by eleanormarx November 26, 2022
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clear my browser history

Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.
Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
by HentaiMaster9001 March 22, 2016
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history class

History class is probably the only class in school I like but let's be honest 9 times out of 10 we use this class as a bed because all we do in it is sleep but like I said it is interesting but once the lights in the class go off so does people's interest in the the subject.
me:I like history class but i'm gonna sleep
random: yeah same
by cole_stevens69 May 20, 2021
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You're A Slave to History

A term used by individuals who are malding in order to project their own problems and actions onto others.
You're A Slave to History. Even after calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely are responsible for this.
by LaVacaPolaka June 09, 2025
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Unresolved History

The nightly, weekly, monthly relationship/situationship drama series that airs in syndication inside your brain after a break up. A furtive preoccupation for closure when there is none. The unsolved mystery of the relationship breakdown.
My “Uresolved History”of finding out the viagra that gave him the stroke was taken the day after he had sex with you leads to obsessive social media searches for validation and closure

Does Donna want to go out tonight? No, she’s stalking her exes Facebook trying to sort out their unresolved history.
by Sassiety of Foxes June 24, 2021
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writing history

an alternative way of saying you are taking a shit, mostly used in office with female colleagues.
"Probably after this lunch i'll be writing history"
"Awesome dude, i just went and it was great, pride!"
by wallis92 July 17, 2017
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friend with history

An ex that you dont want to call ex anymore
"I have no more hatred towards him but I dont want to fuck him anymore either. I have no better definition than 'friend with history' because calling him friend is too broad"
by Daeara September 26, 2022
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