Brian’s Law

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.

“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere”

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”

by brianl May 3, 2024

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Brianing

The act of philosophically sleeping on the floor. Typically a person engaged in brianing places thier forehand on ones jawline.

You were brianing so hard last night.

by Fbleroux April 19, 2018

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Brian Mills the Designer

Luxury stylist, painter, designer, and lady magnet

“Brian Mills the designer, take your girl I might sign her”

by Billiana November 23, 2021

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brian jean

A good lookin dude who just simply gets the pussy. He gets it here, he gets it there, he gets it everywhere. Always has more than one chick to keep it entertaining.

He's gettin the pussy! Must be a Brian Jean

by livinlarge007 May 28, 2016

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Brian

Brian is a handsome guy with a long dick that would penetrate anybody’s daughter. Watch out for your girl around a Brian because they tend to be horny 24/7 and his big dick will strike.

Make sure you always keep a Brian for the winter

by Ghyiooisi239 November 22, 2021

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Brian is really into Lego, especially Lego cars. He loves hot wheels and collects them. Brian has dark blonde curly hair with beautiful sexy blue eyes. No one can resist Brian, he’s hot and is very good in bed ;). He’s a loyal, smart, funny and kind to the people who he likes.

Person 1-Who’s that guy that got arrested?
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
Brian P is so funny

by Vans that steal babys March 17, 2023

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