Skeet Storm

Occurring after the ingestion of his "swimmers" via any act of direct contact. The "storm" occurs when the recipient sneezes, nasally projecting "skeet" onto the "swimmer" delivery man.

I blew my load in her moth but then she sneezed. She Skeet Stormed all over me.

by Siren Subduction June 19, 2019

Skeet Fuck

Term coined by online commenter Randall Smith, in the early 00's under the moniker "rstech", to describe the act of pulling out during unprotected sex prior to ejaculating.

The term refers to the sport of skeet shooting where the competitor calls out "PULL" to signal the release of clay targets at which they will then shoot with a shotgun.

Thus the in the process of "skeet fucking" the male will having intercourse to the verge of orgasm and then "pull" and then "shoot", to avoid ejaculating in their partner, thus hopefully avoiding an unwanted pregnancy.

This hot girl took me up to her room at the party last night, but I didn't have a condom, so I had to skeet fuck that shit.

by UnknownUzer October 12, 2021

Skeet

Noun: a post on BlueSky
Verb: to write and publish a post on BlueSky

I saw a skeet about the games earlier today on BlueSky

She skeeted about her a new job last week, so I guess she's too busy for me now

by itsBukola.bsky.social November 8, 2024

fleet of skeet

Gang of bros and bitchs

"dnt mess with me fleet of skeet"
BLAP BLAP! BRAP!
"me fleet died 'ere!"

by Brovren October 22, 2007

skeet

ITS NEWFOUNDLAND SLANG YOU DUMBFUCKS
WHATS WITH ALL THE EJACULATING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hagrid: your skeet ex is vaping again
smee: ew kill it

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

Queef skeet

When a vagina releases air and vaginal juices at the same.

I felt that queef skeet through my pants. Ooh damn.

by Rere88 February 28, 2016

Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.

"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"

by Wildfira May 1, 2008