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Covid-19

Like All the other types of covids before covid-19 like covid-18 covid-1 etc is a made of virus to scare people but actually doesn't exist.
The virus was created in 2019 when the Chinese Japanese Koreans and all Asians made up the story to secure the public when they were trying to have a war with the world and people are thanking this virus is real when it ain't.
Look guys that Vietnam person is screaming about covid-19!
by 459395 February 23, 2022
mugGet the Covid-19mug.

COVID CATFISH

When someone uses their COVID FACE to lure in lovers knowing damn well they ain't cute under that mask.
I have to call Nev, because I was COVID CATFISHED by that guy I met on OnlyFans.
by VERISSA SHOMO September 10, 2020
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Coviding

Staying at home due to a pandemic. (In this case, Covid-19 )
Everyone was coviding at home.
by Unicorntraveller August 23, 2021
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covid

Insult for sorting aquiring without reguard to the organism. Often from good people who Don't and won't over-populate The planet.
Don't covid his stuff Covid He's nice.
Nah He's desperate Not nice.
by astoria April 2, 2021
mugGet the covidmug.

The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"
by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021
mugGet the The Covid Testmug.

Covid-🐼

When China wants to divert the world attention that it is responsible for the coronavirus pandemic, by extending its panda diplomacy in developed countries to mask or vaccine diplomacy in developing nations—it has donated planefuls of free masks to dictatorial regimes, and promises them first-priority vaccines once they are available.
Thanks to Covid-🐼, China hopes to make up for its lies and cover-ups in not alerting the world of the coronavirus pandemic earlier, which could have prevented millions of infections and saved tens of thousands of lives globally.
by Covido November 24, 2020
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covid mask

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.
My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh
by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021
mugGet the covid maskmug.

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