14 May

On 14 May was born girl with popular older brother. She can be so happy to have brother like that.

- You have birthday on 14 May?
- Yes!
- Cool, you probably have popular brother

by Michael Cudi January 4, 2022

may 6

Ask your friend to date you

(they cant say no)

boy:yooo wanna date its may 6th

girl sure why not

by extra 5 May 5, 2022

May 11th

May 11th is the day when your friend, who is named something stupid like Joe, makes you do something stupid. And afterwards you're surprised that you are even alive.

Joe and Quan almost died because Joe wanted to go swimming in the middle of a tornado.

May 11th = Joe is a Dumbass

by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020

May 17th

National give head to every gender you see

Hey bro it’s May 17th I call getting head first

by 69_420unkwonkuser May 1, 2022

elliot may

An amazing person who is beautiful and caring and has amazing friends that love her and will look out for her no matter what, she is shy but is funny and makes everyone laugh no matter how they are feeling. An all round amazing friend!!

Oh your friends with elliot may I wish I was

by Lwood468 May 20, 2018

20th May

The rare people born on this day are the ones we want to rule the world. They are being defined of having the behavior of true kings (or queens). Pure, humble, charismatic, polite, they inspire us to be better. And if you’re very close to them, they will to everything to help you and have a childish sense of humor that will make you laugh your lungs off. But even tho they’re extremely attractive, as surprising as it may seems, they struggle a lot to be in a serious and passionate relationship, sometimes because they don’t want to, or they’re scared to hurt someone. Awwww :(

20th may is the day of Taurus in astrology

by Meaningman November 22, 2021