Turtle Balls

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.
I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike
by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 01, 2019
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Turtle Date

Turtlenecks and Sex.

-Not recommended.
"What's a Turtle Date?" "Seriously, just don't do it."
by Tittlator. September 25, 2014
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Ninja Turtled

Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.
Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.
by Masterb8er3000 January 08, 2022
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Turtle Shell

When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.
I stepped into the pool, as soon as my balls touched the water, immediate turtle shell.
by Doo! May 03, 2016
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turtle hem

the ring around the water in a dirty-ass toilet
"dude that bathroom was NASTY. severe turtle hem.."
by dirty birdballs May 06, 2009
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Turtle nesting

When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.
After we turtle nesting we crawled back up shore.
by Bomb2dashell August 01, 2020
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Turtle Ring

Turtle ring, what happens to an engagment ring after a husband to be is caught cheating.
I spent 25K on the turtle ring.
by Joeballs June 30, 2010
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