Be on your way now

What you say when you have to talk to a old woman who likes MJ

"Yo did you see that show the Last Dance?"
"Be on your way now"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer January 16, 2024

The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.

Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..

by Shmeat Your Maker May 24, 2018

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

Real Soon Now™

A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”

We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

What now, my love?

An acoustical song done by NOFX. Happens to be my ringtone on the hubby's phone.
Good little diddy, gets you moving.

Everytime I call the Hubby, he is blessed with NOFX's cool tune; What now, my love?

by REBel Siren September 20, 2021

Now Defuct

Anything that Wei violenty objects to.

The Referral plan is now defuct

by sz? May 28, 2018

Now That I have Your Attention

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.

Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025