Twitter

Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.

Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.

by Duckos February 15, 2021

Twitter

A terrible place packed to the brim with children/adults that are children who hate fun and people who have fun and just people in general; everybody hates the site yet will continue to use it because we are a foolish species who are doomed to repeat our worst mistakes. Speaking of which, let me go check twitter.

"Hey, did you see the news about ___ on Twitter this morning? I heard that they were getting cancelled fo-"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"

by epicgamner69 December 18, 2022

Twitter

My Twitter got suspended for some reason. Probably for making funny jokes like chill (idk if it was Elon or someone else from Twitter but still)

Fucc Twitter

by cladymore74 May 28, 2019

Twitter

a disgusting hellhole where cancel culture originated

Person A: hi--
Person B: DIDYOUJUSTSAYHITHATSNOTCOOLWJEIOWOEIJEOIJEOIEJOJEOIKEWUIK
Person C: man, twitter really sucks

by jay ig June 27, 2021

twitter follo

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what a person does on Twitter. they follow your account first to get a follow back then they unfollow to build up their follow count to look like they have more followers than they actually follow. they will do this with you over and over.

i cannot stand that twitter follo back and forth bullsheeeet. either follow or don’t Yo

by BumStatusYo December 16, 2018

Twitter

Twitter is a social media app that everyone has their opinions and create raids and tells lies that no one will figure out if true.

its fun to spread lies on twitter.

why do you need an example? go find out yourself what twitter lies in its deep cave.

by the_sussy_baka November 11, 2022

sneaker twitter

a big fuckfest

wow, this group of people reminds me of a sneaker twitter.
@learningszn

by @learningszn October 13, 2018