NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

by grpo January 30, 2025

I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Bandz Right Now

A phrase that expresses the urgent pursuit of money, with the belief and confidence that you're going to secure it immediately, manifesting wealth with determination.

"I'm grinding hard, gotta get these bandz right now, ain't no time to waste!"

by DoowMatt February 2, 2025

Badd Right Now

Used to describe someone who is so attractive and aware of it, that they are the center of attention, and you’re fully feeling their vibe.

"She came through looking badd right now, everybody knows she’s the one tonight."

by DoowMatt February 2, 2025

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

by coolwill February 3, 2025

stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now

You

‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025