Cum Turtle

A flying turtle that shoots cum out of it's eyes.

"Oh NO! It's the flying cum turtle! Everyone RUN!"

by M1. Potato May 28, 2016

toaster turtle

Damn, another weirdo...

Ur a toaster turtle

by Bong Bong Korso April 27, 2016

Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016

death turtle

A turtle with the capabilities to kill you by simply crossing the street if you happen to look at it.

"Bro did you just see that Death Turtle?!"
"It's been good." *cries*

by deathturtle666 August 26, 2016

virginia turtle

When your fucking a girl and you stick your elbow in another girls vagina.

I went to my girls house and we started to fuck and she said let me call me friend so we started fucking again and I put my elbow in her vagina and my girl said I didn't know you knew the Virginia Turtle

by Podium24 August 11, 2016

going turtle

When it is so cold outside that your balls go back inside of your body.

It was like 5 degrees yesterday and i swear my balls were going turtle all day.

by Johnny_gilb July 21, 2016

Turtle Storm

An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice

“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm”

“I know she’s so annoying”

by Turtle Storm January 19, 2018