hood lick

When you lick your finger and drag it along your car's hood to see how clean it is

Man, I totally hood licked my car the other day! It was absolutely shiny.

by SoloSoul September 25, 2018

Hood Ornament

An object placed on an erect penis that stays there on its own. For example, a water bottle placed over the shaft would be considered a hood ornament .

Girl: Hey Daniel, I hear you're packing some serious hangage in them jeans...
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*

G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol

by onateag April 24, 2011

Hood Rich

A man, specifically a nigger, that claims to be rich, because he makes $4 more per hour than his nigger friends who live on welfare. Demonstrated well by Waka Flocka Flame.

Nigger #1 - Aye bress I'm hood rich!

Nigger #2 - Nahh boe you ain't got shit in yo wallet.

Nigger #1 - My Cadillac sit on 24s nigga!

Nigger #2 - But you ain't got no gas.

Nigger #1 - Fuck...

by White Superiority November 27, 2011

Hood Tax

The inflated prices of name brand items and goods sold in some neighborhood stores.

ex. The price of items in a convenience store that you would usually get from a grocery store for less,such as, bread,toilet paper,beer,etc....

ex. The price of clothes,shoes,hats and accessories from a smaller neighborhood clothing store that you would get from a urban outfitter in a more retail oriented location for a more reasonable cost.

Sentence: Dont buy that bread out of here yo,you paying double wit that "hood tax".

Sentence: Maaaan,these Nikes got that "hood tax" on em!

by S.T.T.R.E.S.S. September 1, 2010

Robin Hooding

A variation of a three-way in which a male is performing anal sex on another male who is simulaneously performing anal sex on a female (all while standing), stemming from when Robin Hood shot an arrow directly into the butt of another arrow.

The gay dude ended up Robin Hooding his boyfriend and a chick from the bar.

by Sho'tay July 22, 2010

Mash Hood

1) To be a complete moron and fall for every scam.

2) A very stupid person

I can't believe I fell for such stupid scams. I'm such a Mash Hood!

by the guy that mash hood pissed off fr the last time December 12, 2006

hood rat

A Krab Bitch or a Bitch that affiliates herself with Krabs. Originally started in San Diego.

Get off me BITCH I don't fuck wit u hood rats

by mike July 16, 2004