catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."

Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...

by mysticklemom June 7, 2020

Hood Catch

1) A person with charm, swagger, and overall attractiveness to the opposite sex, but lives in the ghetto.

"be careful with that one, she fine, but she's a hood catch!"

by jseris July 15, 2023

catch a snap

From the 80’s; to sober up quickly due to a quick change in circumstances; ie., you are pulled over.

Catch a snap, my parents are home.

by Raybanjams October 29, 2023

Catch these birds

Means to hold your hands back from swinging into a fight.
"Hold back my hands"
hands = birds

Steve: This guy been hitting on me and my friend all night.

Joe: If he comes at me, he's catch these birds
Steve: Hold on!
Joe: He's gonna get it

by freechickenmaniac September 25, 2023

Catch and Release

Instead of spitting or swallowing after a blow job, the seamen is held in the mouth and spit into the mans mouth.

"Does Carol spit or swallow?"
"She does a Catch and Release actually!"

by SqueakyPig November 13, 2017

try/catch these hands

When you ask a programmer to catch these hands.

How about you try/catch these hands, bitch?

by NiggaFarage July 6, 2023