axe-down shuffle

The act of spraying Axe body spray over everyone in a car (while playing music) after smoking weed.

Hey man, we're almost to my house - let's do the Axe-down shuffle so I don't reek like buds. I don't want my parents to smell it and freak out.

by james_blowgun December 11, 2011

the miami shuffle

Dancing to modern music but it in the stlye of the 80s, with minimal hip movement but maximum shoudler movement.

Mainly seen by drunk people that cannot dance but caught in the moment.

the miami shuffle that luke produced was immense tonight

by liladd October 16, 2012

360 pelican shuffle on a razor edge

To rotate the male body inside of a female in the doggystyle position full 360 while thrustin inside....pelican shuffle.... Then you take yo penis and slap the clit like a razor

Ima hit this chick wit the 360 pelican shuffle on a razor edge

by savage910 April 29, 2014

Guinea Mans Shuffle

Fresh off the crabbin boat, after your first hit off your meth pipe. Grab your gal and your pound of crabs, proceed to stuff the crabs into your women till they start shuffling around like a chicken with it's head cut off. Tell her "You ain't ready for this meth hound doll"

Guy 1- "get any crabs yesterday?"
Guy 2- "nah bub used em all for the Guinea Mans Shuffle."

by Dont_panic_im_hispanic April 8, 2019

5 knuckle shuffle

A name of “masterbation”

Mom: “come eat dinner Alex!”

“One second I’m doing the “5 knuckle shuffle”

by Wargun785 June 11, 2019

collapsed soufflé

1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.

Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.

2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.

This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.

Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.

Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?

Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.

- or -

Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.

Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!

Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::

- or -

Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!

Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.

Doctor: By god she's fat.

- or -

French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!

Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::

Soufflé: ::collapses::

French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!

Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!

by scorpionmintred March 18, 2010

Melbourne Shuffle

Stacking two or more girls on top of each other in the doggy position then penetrating and switching from one different vagina/ass to another. Not unlike shuffling cards.

Brooh, I took home these two chicks, got em drunk and by the end of the night I was doing the Melbourne Shuffle on them, it was awesome!

by Maldeous July 14, 2010