Different people coming up with words to describe him:
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"
"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022
Get the Robert Alexzander Vonhoffenmug. Robert is gay, and likes men.
by Lucci07 August 6, 2019
Get the Robertmug. Martha roberts is the definition of a cougar. She loves the nicotine and seems to never get enough of it. You will know if you meet a martha roberts because their bum will wipe you out if it touches you. Don’t be phased she might seem like a nice girl but behind your back she can vomit words like you have never heard before
Yeh I went flying when she touched me she is a martha roberts
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
by emi goodman June 3, 2022
Get the Martha robertsmug. This is actually me so don't judge.
1. A guy with the smallest dick
2. A guy who gets in trouble all the time but never gets iss since his mom works at the schoo
3. A gut who got his ass beast by Philip and Yosias
4. A guy who has STD
1. A guy with the smallest dick
2. A guy who gets in trouble all the time but never gets iss since his mom works at the schoo
3. A gut who got his ass beast by Philip and Yosias
4. A guy who has STD
Person 1: Ay is dat Robert Stockard
Person 2 : Yeah, He's the guy who get microscopic dick disease
Person 1: That's True
Person 2 : Yeah, He's the guy who get microscopic dick disease
Person 1: That's True
by U Know Im not you March 20, 2019
Get the Robert Stockardmug. A Roberts is usually very bold and courageous, but reserved. These people can be hot-headed, or have a super short temper. They are funny, kind, smart and logical too
by MissYouKnowMe October 17, 2019
Get the Robertsmug. Robert is the name of a pretty big dude that loves spending money on his friends. He probably gots a bowl cut but it fits him. If you ever meet a robert make him your sugar daddy.
My friend Robert is big for nothing.
by Robert estraca July 5, 2020
Get the Robertmug. Robert mccloy is a pathetic beta male. He is the type of guy to watch Ricegum un ironically and eat a baby’s... food
Everybody pretends to like him but secretly they hope he eats a cabbage. Man those thing are disgusting.
Everybody pretends to like him but secretly they hope he eats a cabbage. Man those thing are disgusting.
by Excited duck February 12, 2019
Get the Robert mccloymug.