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Rachel

Is more then likely a name of a girl whom is blonde. Unaware that she is disliked by many! Lives in a trailor park and dates a guy in the Co. jail. She enjoys drinking cheap alcohol and blames it for sleeping with every man she comes in contact with. Also has scaps on her face that she picks at and makes them bleed.
Person1 - "Did you see what Michelle just did?"

Person2 - "Yea shes pulling a Rachel!"
by DamnThatRachel! September 17, 2010
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Rachel

She's a gorgeous girl, but has a lot of pictures of herself on Facebook. She knows she is pretty and takes advantage of that by thinking she can get any guy she wants. She's a complete heart-breaker and ruins guys perspectives on girls. Her ex boyfriends never get over her because she is such a sinister bitch. She always tries to get her exes to keep falling for her because she is extremely good at lying. She usually has sex with every boyfriend she has. Beware: Her next boyfriend might be your best friend, dad, uncle, cousin, or the person you hate the most.
1: "Did you see Rachel's new Facebook upload?"
"Yeah, dude, it looks the same as every other one."

2: "Are you over Rachel yet?"
"It's kind of hard to be when she just had sex with my best friend."

heart-breaker
by Dawn Soap July 25, 2011
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Rachael

A stoner chick who is very bright, but nobody knows because she acts like a stupid, spoiled whore. She is usually drop dead gorgeous and easy to spot in a crowd because she is really hairy. She doesn't believe in shaving.
Guy: Damn, who is that girl?
Other Guy: Dude, I think it's Rachael.
Guy: Let's go talk to her, she is hot!
Other guy: No way man, she is a giant whore.
by tigerlilly420 February 5, 2010
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Rachel

Rachel Sojka is a disgusting fat bitch in mactown. She will only be your friend if she wants something, then when shes done she'll send her little fat mexican bitch to beat you up. Haha Shes a total fatass and nobody will date her.
Omg i was friends with a total rachel sojka then she stole all my friends and sent her bitch to "hurt" me
by Backstabbed and suicidal March 16, 2013
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Rachel-logic

Process of feminine reasoning as defined by <Rachel-1979> which provides a generalized form of feminine reasoning which is simultaneously unattainable and incontrovertible through traditional male reasoning.
Rachel: "That went down like a damp squid"
Male: "I think you mean 'That went down like a damp Squib'".
Rachel: "No, it's definitely damp squid"
Male: "No darling, it's damp squib, from the explosive squib which fails when wet".
Rachel: "No, it's a damp squid. Squids live under water so they are quite damp".
Male: "Sweetheart I think you're using Rachel-logic. I think you're having a 'blonde' moment".

Also see: "Women are more intelligent than men": I mean, no wonder they think so if they come up with conclusions like this and believe them!
by Jonny Random May 14, 2011
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Rachel

Wow that Rachel is a shitcunt
by Jessthegreat May 20, 2016
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Rachel

I'm in the mood for some Rachel, but it always leaves a NASTY taste in mouth.
by Domin8rixx February 6, 2015
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