Rachel

Rachel puts on a face for others and acts like their friend until they become her friend. Once she has you under her manipulative control, she unleashes her utter cunty-ness. She does this because of her inability to be alone or face confrontation. Rachel is the type of girl that will date a guy then talk about how she wishes she fucks other guys. She plays the victim 98% of the time rather than stepping up to the fact that she is the problem. Her only redeeming characteristic is that she is smart, but she uses it to manipulate others to her advantage. Rachel speaks horribly to her mother and will call her names and manipulate her until she gives her money. She makes up sad backstories to further place herself as the victim in her life.

“Yo hows Rachel doing?”
“Who gives a fuck.”

“Rachel just told me that she wishes she could vicariously live trhough my hook ups…”
“Isn’t she dating someone?”
“Literally yeah… who gives a fuck.”

“Hey Rachel! Where are you going tonight?”
“Going to hook up with some guy I met on Tinder.”
“Aren’t you still with your boyfriend?”
“Yeah, but I need to hook up with this guy to see if I love him.”

“Rachel is a bitch lowkey.”
“I think you mean highkey.”
“Yeah, but who gives a fuck about her.”

by Elodythecat March 19, 2024

Rachel

Rachel... WHY! WHY would you main lux, I mean she is an alright champion ill give you that but HOW can you be so bad at her?!? You can hit all the q's and get all the picks you want but in the end, you are hard stuck bronze and Tiana's lux hits 10 q's every 1 q you hit. I don't understand very well how you can be so BAD, you even switched to Zoe and opened your champion pool, but you don't even help in team fights with her. It doesn't matter whether you can do damage or not, you still will just keep losing because mmm yes kills over objectives. It is not that hard to just win games and rank up, ESPECIALLY in BRONZE. I went on a 17 game win streak with a 87% win rate from silver 3 to gold 4 with a champion I JUST PICKED UP AND IN A ROLE I JUST LEARNED. Come on Rachel being a Katarina main isn't the only thing in my kit that makes me better than you. It could just be your femininity that makes you absolutely horrendous when it comes to league and a matter of fact ANY game you play, but you just don't seem to be getting any better whether it be skill shots or love making, I tend to be just a tad bit better at it, and by a tad I mean your power level is equivalent to that of a 2nd grader with Parkinson's. To end this little rant I want you to know that you actually are rich and that is the only thing good about you.

wow who is this person I am currently teamed up with on the game League of Legends. oh... its rachel... gg go next

by anonymous November 21, 2020