g-speed graduate

when you graduate college in two years like Jeb Bush

The g-speed graduate was bound to do good for his country until the end of time.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2019

Hector-Speed

Slower than molasses in January. Turtle Slow.

The man worked at Hector-Speed pace and held everybody else up.

by Mark114 January 8, 2008

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

speed trip

The combination of hallucinogenics such as LCD or magic mushrooms and methamphetamine.

(That moment when you find out what its like when Alice in Wonderland meets The Flash)

I wont be around all day, I'm taking a speed trip to get away for a bit.

by anonymous January 30, 2021

speed head

someone off their face on cheap speed paste who loves to dance to popular techno music like they're using an arcade dance machine

I don't want to go to Corvin Club tonight, it's full of speed heads.

by ym8 September 13, 2017

Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help

Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*

by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025

Koia speed

Well known term used to describe a process with high accuracy accomplished at an accelerated rate.

Man, we knocked out those labels at Koia speed! Pure perfection and, wow it was quick!

by Articulate Gentleman March 11, 2023